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Within: crack, sex, love, humping of Adam, schmoop, and being high and in a hole. I don't... yeah. This is not.... ummm.... I don't even know where to begin with this one XD


Couch Sex issues


me: https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/318124884746199040
god, this twitter had so many fic prompts
Ri:  XD
"Adam."
"I don't want to talk abotu it."
"What are you going to tell the doctor?"
"I don't know."
"You broke your dick."
"I did not break it. You broke it."
me: THE BROKEN DIC FIC IS BACK
Ri:  "You suggested having sex on the couch."
"Funny, that doesn't sound like, "Break your dick, Adam.£
"*
"Shut up and pass the paper."
"Stop changing the subject."
"What do you want me to say? We were having wild, rampant couch sex when my foot slipped, your ass went tight because you came, and I somehow managed to bruise my dick /black/?"
"....Thank you, Mr Lambert. Saves me taking a history."
"I - ummm."
TommL
Tommy: cackling in the corner



Ancestor Rock


me:  i love my ancestors https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/318102222166704128
Ri:  XD
"I'M HIGH."
"You're sitting in a hole."
"STILL HIGH."
"Of course, Adam."
"CHARGE AT THE ENEMY!"
"Oh, so he's stopped being a race car driver, then?"
"Yep. He's now a solider in the trenches of world war two. He's Captain-"
"ADMIRAL!"
"Admiral Lambert."
"...Admiral."
"I try not to think about it too much."
"Of course, Sir."
"How long is he going to be like this?2
"*
"Could be two, maybe three hours."
"Or?"
"A day or so."
"I'll put sandwiches in the fridge."
"AH. RATIONS FOR MY MEN. EAT UP, GOOD SOLIDERS!"
"....It's a worm."
"Don't eat it, Erin."
"Duh."

Not the wedding march you want

me: https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/318087009841324032
Ri:  "You are not playing here comes the bride."
"WHY NOT?"
"Because you're not a bride."
"I'll wear a skirt?"
"Why are you so eager to walk down the aisle with that playing? You hate marriage cliches!"
"Because it's about MURDER."
"Vayvee, run that by me again."
"...It's about murder and death and blood and I'd like people to know that."
"...My mother is going to hate you."
"Good."


Bad Koala



me:  i dare you to work this one in https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/318064348436254723
Ri:  "...did you hump a koala?"
"No, I did not."
"You might have done."
"I did not hump the fluffy creature."
"You humped Adam in his elmo  coat. You have precedent.
"*
"Hot gay elmo is not a koala. Shut up and drive."
"Stop scratching your crotch."
"No."
"Or I'll tweet that you did hump the koala."
"Shut up, Ashley."
"Kids!"
"Shut up, Adam."
Sent at 8:41 PM on Saturday
Ri:  Yep.


Cuddlebugs


me:  awwwwww! https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/318034147601940481
Ri:  Gimme another one.
"Love you."
"Love you too."
"No, I love you more."
"You're so sweet."
"I love your dimples."
"I love your lips."
"I love your eyes."
"i love your accent."
"i love your kisses."
"I love it when the boss and his viking lover shut the fuck up and go the fuck to sleep."
"Oh."
"Well said, Ash."
"Thanks, Bri."


Good time of the month


me:  do this one next https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/318011568589787137
Ri:  "....You're giving me a joint."
"Yep."
"And a box of condoms."
"Yes."
"Why is it in a first aid box?"
"Because it's your first aid kit."
"I get migraines when I'm on my period, not horny."
"But sex and pot helps with the pain!"
"Sutan."
"Yes, honey?"
"....I love you."
"So do I, baby doll. Now, go find you some Tommy Joe, and start practising."



Potty Mouth


me:  this is for the broken dick fic https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/317996397406351362
Sent at 8:46 PM on Saturday
Ri:  "FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING DICKNUTTING DUMB SHITTING COME KNOTTING FUCK THE SLUT IN THE BACK OF THE CAR, ASSHOLE DICKWAD DOUCEBAG COCKBANGING SON OF A DOG BITCH COW!"
"Wow, Adam, you wanna stop holding back there?"
"Who did you fuck in the back of the car!"
"HOSPITAL, YOU FUCKING PRICKS."
"Well, your prick's not gonna be doing no fucking anymore more."
"NOW, SUTAN!"
"Of course, Adam. Anything else? Chocolates? A pizza? A back rub?"
Sent at 8:49 PM on Saturday
Ri:  "If you dont' get me to a hospital in the next thirty seconds, I will personally get you banned from every single D&G shop from here to Timbuktu. Put the fucking car in drive, and go."
"Yes, sir."
Done.




Naptime

me: https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/317883152368549888
Ri:  "You're sending me to bed."
"...No...?"
"You are!"
"Not!"
"Adam, it's three pm. Why are -"
".....sex is better."
"Excuse me?"
"You last longer when you've had a nap and .... it's kind.. of ....more ....awesome?"
"...../Run/."7


Love

me: https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/317845399916408834
Sent at 8:54 PM on Saturday
Ri:  It took Ashley twelve days to drive up to LA after auditioning for Adam.
It took her two weeks to find a place to live, unpack, fill her fridge up, find the best beer place in town, and get her car serviced.
It took her an hour to find the first rehearsal studio across the other side of town.
It took her fifteen minutes to get in, greet the receptionist, set up her base, and wait for Adam.
It only took 0.2 seconds to fall in love with Tommy for the first time.
Still took them six months to get to the first kiss though.
Two weeks after that for the first sex.
Five months after that to move in together.
me:  i love your quick hit fics
Ri:  Six months after that for her to pop the question to Tommy.
A year later to get married in a tiny old school house on the road for Adam's No Hate, No Hurt tour.
Seven months after that to bring home Carlie Ann, their first daughter with ten fingers and ten toes.
me:  awwwww
Ri:  Kinda makes it weird that 0.2 seconds was all it took.



I still enjoyed it though.

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