100 Days of.... Pretty :D: Day #15

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Tokio Hotel


Time for some funny today, because I think I need it.


The boys who cannot sit on a couch properly.




During the Humanoid photoshoot - Tom's doing some weird awkward slumping thing, Bill is leaning, Georg is being sophisticated, and Gustav doesn't get a chair. Oh, the woes of Gustav.

Gustav doesn't get a mic but he does get some couch space, Georg does get a mic, and some couch space, Bill gets no couch space but a mic, and Tom doesn't get couch space but does get a mic. Nobody gets what they want in this band.
OH, Gustav and Tom's woes in ths picture.
Look, there's even mics on the table. Someone just doesn't want to share.


Georg and Bill don't know how to sit on a couch here.
Also, Tom. You look weird.





Gustav and Georg are practising being bookends, Bill is being folded up by an invisible removal's man, and Tom is determined that his big pants need all the room on the couch. ALL THE ROOM. Yes, it means Bill gets nothing. BIG PANTS NEED MORE ROOM.




Bill doesn't get a seat on the couch. Man, I would not like to be the rest of the band as soon as they get back on the bus. Bitch Bill indeed.




Georg is staking out ownership, the twins desire to be parrots - or cats. Cats do that lying on the back of the sofa thing a lot - and Gustav is ...stoic. As always.



Three boys who do not know how to sit on a bench, and Tom who isn't even allowed to try. WOE IS TOM.




Georg, that is not how you sit on a chair. Bill, get your feet off the damn couch, and Gustav, smile. And close your legs, Tom.
Bunch of heathens, the lot of 'em.



...We still don't quite get it, do we?
Oh well. Georg, you look fabulous.
Bill, did you just goose Gustav? Because he looks a bit...perturbed.




Gustav is only allowed on the arm, Georg elbows his space out, Bill is used to Tom being all over him, and TOM GETS ALL THE SPACE HE NEEDS, OKAY?

And creeper Jost gets a whole chair to himself because he is a creeeeeeeper.




I what.... No. No, Bad boys. Bad boys.
You just... did you all just break in the same moment and forget how chairs work?
Because that's what I'm getting.
That's what I'm feeling from you guys right now. Mass brain breakage.
And then someone took a picture.




This si what happens when you can't sit on a chair properly.
This is what happens.
NO CHAIRS FOR ANYBODY.
You can all sit on bits of construction equipment and boxes and shit.
Also, no decent walls, and a floor that's a health and safety hazard.
YEAH, that'll teach the heathen chair incapable masses!




Bill requires that you look at him in his shiny space suit.
It is so shiny and he is so fabulous, Georg does not get a seat.
He can loom in the back, like some kind of extra natural beauteous haired Lurch.




OH, now I see how it started. NOW I SEE.
They were taught to sit on railings.
Oh the poor babies.
Someone hug them. And tell them it's all going to be okay.
Babies.

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